Some of the things potential ABC3 hosts should be made to do…

Friday: a normal day for the most of us; the end of a working week so it’s time to party; Thank God It’s Friday; sleep-in Saturday.

However for the lucky 41, this Friday is “ABC3 potential host bootcamp training session 1″ time! I don’t know what this exactly entails but it does sort of sound like something participants of “The Biggest Loser” get put through. I wonder if this will include jumping through tyres, crawling under nets through mud and filth, eating cold hard rations… and if it doesn’t, then it definitely should! (Please take note here, ABC3 staff.)

Anyway these are a few things that I personally think should be included into their training sessions. (Once again staff, please concentrate on below).

1. As with any job that has a lot of interaction with people, a killer smile is a great asset. A Smile School session at the bootcamp sounds like a great idea – just make sure you have plenty of Vaseline to go around!

2. If you’re going to be working with children, then you should be fit enough to keep up with them. Thus I present to you the be all and end all of exercise – the Bunny Hop. Three times a day, five times a week and I’ll guarantee you’ll be able to keep up with a active, sugar-consuming kid!

3. Everything in this video; need I say more? Come on, got to show your skills man!